케데헌 신기합니다
669화. 대한민국 출산혁명
출산혁명 책 22개월.
그중 5개월 영어 번역 전념.
The Beginning.
저출산이 악령으로 등장하면서 책 시작합니다.
New Beginning.
투 몬스터즈가 출현, 망나니 칼춤 추며 놈의 목을 단칼에 날리니 누런 피 뿜으며 책 끝납니다.
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오늘 아마존에 출판 신청.
대단원을 마치고 승인을 기다리며 간만에 휴식.
케데헌?
인터넷 검색.
케이팝 데몬 헌터스.
세상에, 제가 저출산 놈을 데몬이라 이름지었거든요.
데블, 이블, 데몬.
고민과 검토 끝에 가장 적합한 데몬 낙점.
투 몬스터즈는 자동 헌터스가 되네요.
헌터 퇴마사론 택도 없어 괴물로 키워서 대적.
표절도 영감도 아닙니다.
절박한 필요.
놈은 인류 최초, 극악으로 눈에 보이지 않는 게 최대 무기.
놈을 데먼으로 형상화해 인류 눈앞에 끄잡아낸 것입니다.
데몬 구상은 몇 달전 쯤이니까 케데몬 출시 이전.
한국적인 게 세계적입니다.
불행하게도 케이팝과 달리 저출산은 거꾸로 압도적 세계 1위.
한국에서 가장 악랄한 놈을 처단하려면 역시 가장 한국적인 망나니가 제격입니다.
케데헌 열풍처럼 출산혁명도 폭발할 날 반드시 옵니다.
넷플릭스 케데헌 봐야겠어요.
THE BIRTH REVOLUTION
THE BEGINNING
A Demon thrives in the dark.
Humanity is dying.
A Demon
The Demon of Our Age.
Never seen before—first, worst, and strongest in all of human history.
A faceless, formless thing hiding in the shadows, scheming to destroy humanity.
A demon thrives in the dark.
Humanity must drag it by the hair and expose it to the blinding light of day.
That’s what it fears the most.
A demon grows in darkness—and fades out the moment it sees the light.
At the height of capitalism, humanity unintentionally trapped itself in darkness.
Money was meant to serve happiness, but people ended up abandoning happiness for money.
And in that gap, the demon slithered in.
For over half a century.
And people still don’t know.
They think it’s just 5 or 10 years old.
But the demon is over 50 now.
At the peak of its power.
If humanity loses now, it is finished.
The demon’s greatest weapon is its invisibility.
Humanity must reveal it with clear metaphors, like staining a sample under a microscope.
Once humanity opens its eyes wide and stares it down, the demon will instantly weaken.
The Invisible Hundred-Year War.
If humanity loses to the demon: population collapse, market collapse, economy collapse, energy collapse.
Blackout.
That's what the demon is aiming for.
A world of darkness, children of darkness.
But now,
The vengeance begins.
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NEW BEGINNING
At last, the Final Judgement has come.
A Mandate from Heaven
Two Monsters
The Final Judgement
Two Monsters
The Demon.
The Demon of Our Age.
The incredible demon demands an incredible revolution.
To conceive it, an incredible theory.
To achieve it, an incredible new ideology.
To spread it, incredible writings.
To complete it, even incredible English translations.
Thus, the incredible demon has already made an incredible monster.
Revolutionary, thinker, philosopher, writer, poet, free spirit.
An Ubermensch..
The burning blood of a revolutionary
The cold mind of a thinker
The warm heart of a philosopher
The imagination of a writer
The purity of a poet
The freedom of a free spirit
The super-power of an Ubermensch
The incredible monster is mobilizing it all.
2,000 writings and 50 thematically grouped books culminate in one book.
And that's not all.
The golden hour has already passed.
There is only one chance. The first and the last.
The revolution cannot be outsourced to the establishment.
It must carry it out itself. That is its destiny.
It must win the presidency in 5 years.
It must secure two-thirds of the National Assembly seats in 7 years.
The incredible demon is making more incredible monster.
Money, power, fame.
It cares for none of them.
To fight and conquer the incredible demon,
It must become a greater monster in return.
A new monster from the West will soon rise and unite.
Its name is X.
In an unprecedented age of chaos in human history, no hero has emerged.
The Final Judgement
At last, the hour of vengeance has come.
Now that the demon has been exposed, it's as good as dead.
When that bastard rears its head high, full of venom—
that's when humanity slices it clean off.
The executioner's blade dance begins.
A mouthful of Makgeolli—Korean rice wine—is sprayed first on the demon's neck, and then on the blade.
Hwooi! Hwooi!
Hey, you bastard.
You really thought you could kill off my children, my grandchildren, my great-grandchildren—even their children—and still be alive?
Hey, you bastard.
You dared try to annihilate my people, my country, thousands of years of history—and thought you'd survive?
Hey, you bastard.
You, without a face or body, hiding in the shadows, trying to bring about humanity's end?
Sword raised high, heaven’s energy summoned for one swift strike.
Take this blade!
Whiik! SHLICK!
The neck severed clean.
A fountain of yellow blood burst forth.
Fifty years of rotting sewage and blood gushed out—splish, splash, pour!
And so, everyone goes on to have two kids each and lives happily ever after, generation after generation.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
● Communication: Logic Meets Emotion
This book is designed to take immediate action.
Each Part and each Chapter play a clear and vital role, and are closely interconnected with others.
Main Parts of the book are divided into two halves:
Parts 1-5 develop the theory of the revolution,
Parts 6-11 represent its execution.
The philosophy of the circle is the philosophical foundation of the book.
The theory of the challenge is the practical philosophy of it.
Literature embraces all of these—arms wide open from the beginning to the end.
The book persuades reason—revolution, ideology, and philosophy—with logic, while it moves hearts with the emotional power of literature.
It closes with a single poem, "Death’s Age" piercing through the entire work.
