English Joke 5

The Gift

Aunt Wilma was visiting her family. At the end of her visit, she gave her hephew, David, a dollar bill. To her surprise, he quickly put it in his pocket without thanking her. Thinking he was shy, Aunt Wilma asked him:

Aunt Wilma: "David, what do you say when someone gives you a gift?"

David: "I don't know..."

Aunt Wilma: "Sure you do! What do I usually say when your father gives me money?"

David: "Is that all?"