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Brooklyn, New York.

I had chosen language study not for a job, but for philosophy — and it led me here, to a place called the Brooklyn Hippie Zen Collective.

I stood at the entrance for a long moment. Back in Korea, I had been a teacher of philosophy. Now I was about to step into a strange community in Brooklyn.

When I pushed the door open, a shirtless man pounded a drum and shouted: “Reality is fake!”

The air shook with the rhythm, as if I’d crossed into another dimension. Neon pink letters on the wall read “Exist or Exit.” A nameless beat thumped through the speakers, rattling the room.

That’s when a young Black man stepped forward and offered his hand.

It was John.

He flashed a grin, gold tooth gleaming, dreadlocks bouncing to the rhythm. He looked less like a person than the city of New York walking straight toward me.

“Yo, I’m John. I paint, I rap. I skip laundry, but never rent.”

I hesitated, then replied.
“I’m… a philosopher. From Korea.”

John’s gold tooth sparkled as he laughed.
“Cool. You got money?”

I lowered my head.

“…No.”

John doubled over with laughter.
“Ha! Then you’re a real philosopher. In New York, being broke is the most philosophical thing you can be.”

I laughed with him, though something cold pressed against my chest. In Korea, philosophy meant teaching. Here, it seemed to mean “having no money.”

On a desk nearby lay a battered paperback: Catch-22. John pointed to it.
“You know this book?”

I nodded.

“Yes. A man trying to survive the battlefield — only to find himself trapped by the rules.”

John swirled his glass and smirked.
“Exactly. Brooklyn’s the same. You follow the rules to survive, but the rules are already killing you.”

I glanced at the sign above us and muttered:
“Brooklyn… freedom? Hippie… resistance? Zen… no-self? Collective… community?”

John shrugged.
“Bro, it just means broke people splitting the rent.”

I burst out laughing. I had imagined a philosophical commune. What I found instead was a kitchen that smelled of dish soap and frying pans. Plates towered in the sink, grease stains gleamed like scars from an old war.

I sighed.
“Why clean when it’ll just get dirty again? Isn’t that the tragedy of existence?”

John shot back instantly.
“No, that’s just Catch-22. Don’t clean, it gets dirtier. Clean, it gets dirty again. Either way, same ending.”

I pressed on stubbornly.
“Then what meaning does human life —”

John held up a sponge, grinning.
“Here, meaning gets replaced with detergent. Life’s irony? This sponge soaks it all up.”

I nodded. Maybe that was the answer:

not to carry life’s weight, but to wipe it down and laugh as you go.

After a pause, I said,
“Happiness is within.”

John yanked open the fridge, pointed inside.
“But there’s no milk.”

We stared at each other, then burst into laughter. Our laughter worked like dish soap, scrubbing away the useless talk.

Later that night, John read aloud from the book:
“They can do anything to you that you can’t stop them from doing.”

Then he asked, “Philosopher, how do you read that?”

I thought for a moment before answering.
“Maybe freedom is nothing more than how much you can still laugh in the face of unstoppable power.”

John nodded, setting down his glass.
“Nice. So we’re both philosophers and comedians. Around here, laughter’s the only weapon you’ve got.”

I laughed until tears came.

Philosophy weighed life like a stone, but John tossed life’s contradictions as jokes. For a brief moment, I wondered — maybe he was Brooklyn’s own Yossarian.