English Joke 4

Rich Man, Poor Man

One afternoon, a very rich man was riding in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his chauffear to stop, and asked the man, "Excuse me, why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along wih me then."

"But sir, I have a wife... and six children!"

"Bring them along! You're all welcome", the rich man said.

They all climbed into the car. Once underway, the poor man said, "Sir, you are very kind. Thank you for takind all of us with you."

The man replied, "No problem, the grass in my garden is about two feet tall."