English Joke 3

Be Careful What You Wish For

Billy and Hillary are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years. One day they are walking in the forest, when a fairy suddenly appears. The fairy says, "You're such a sweet old couple. I'll grant you one wish each."

Hillary is beside herself with joy and wishes for a trip to Thailand. Poof - she's holding two tickets to Thailand and a voucher to a five-star hotel.

Bill thinks hard and finally says, "Wow, that's a once-in-a-lifetime chance! I'm sorry, darling, but I wish I had a wife that's 30 years younger than me."

Poof once more - and he's 90.