English Joke 2

The Lunatic Driver

The Lunatic Driver

An old man is driving home from work. He's speeding down the highway, when his wife calls him on his cell phone.

"Honey, " she says in a worried voice, "please be careful."

"What's wrong?" he answers.

"There was a report on the news just now. There's some lunatic who is driving the wrong way down the highway."

"Oh, it's worse than that, " he replies, "there are hundreds of them!"