English Joke 1

The Captian's Colorful Clothes

One day, a ship was sailing to America. Suddenly, a sailer who was looking out at sea called out, "Captain, there's a pirate ship coming this way."

In response, the captain said, "Men, bring me my red shirt."

When the men asked why he wanted a red shirt, he explained, "If I am wounded in the battle, you won't be able to see my blood. That way, you won't lose hope." The men all admired his bravery.

Just then, the sailor called out again, "Captain! There are five more pirate ships coming this way!"

For a long time, the captain was silent. Then, all he said was, "Men, bring me my brown pants."