Where you feel at peace

Unexpectedly

Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

This was a support group for man with testicular cancer.

The big moosie slobbering all over me,

That was Bob.

We're still man.

Yes, we're man. Man is what we are.

6 months ago, Bob's testicles were removed.

Then hormone therapy.

He developed bitch tits

because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen.

And that was where I fit.

They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid.

Between those huge, sweating tits that hung enormous,

the way you'd think of God's as big.

OK, you cry now.

No, wait. Back up! Let me start earlier.