You know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like... Bernie! Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. Pop.
So, I came home this one day and I am really irritated and looking for a little sympathy, and there's Bernie.
Lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPING!
So, I said to him. I said "You pop that gum one more time..."
And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots.
... Into his head!
