2015년 10월 29일
조용한데서 뭐 한다고 있다가 열라 중요한 팀 미팅에 30분 늦게 도착했다.
양파: What did I miss? What happened?
동료: X and Y are no longer managers but ICs. Your team and our team have merged and Z is the new manager and therefore your new boss. Our product has been chosen as the default ---- platform for Microsoft. Every windows machine on the planet will be sending us --- by X. And I saved you a small piece of cake in the fridge.
양파: Dafuq dude, seriously? Small piece?? It was a big cake!!